Broken promise

Last quarter, I promised that I won't cram again and that I will post 10 blogs for the Third Quarter and complete all 30 blogs... B-b--but I didn't :( I broke my promise huhuhuhuhuhu.

CRAMMING

Here I am again. Going back to the old habit.. CRAMMING. -_______- I said that I would never cram again, but noooo, here I am doing it again. 

Time check! 11:55pm. 5 minutes before the deadline. Wew. Craaaaam! Cram! Craaaam! -_-

Excel Jokes

•"You never finish a spreadsheet. You just stop working on it."
•"A macro does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do."
•"Excel NEVER cras"
•"Microsoft Orifice: It blows! It sucks!"
•"Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, develop spreadsheets."
•"You never understand VBA, you just get used to it."
•"Accountants do it between spreadsheets!"
•"To err is human. But to really foul things up, you need Excel."
•"Lotus 3-2-1: The Spreadsheet For Dyslexics"
•"Spreadsheet users do it in the Lotus position."
•"Definition: Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise."
•"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." (Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal)
•"Word Perfect isn't, Excel doesn't, Works won't."
•"It's easy to make mistakes using formulas. But if you really want to foul things up, write a macro."
•"Old spreadsheets never die; they just lose some of their functions."
•There are two ways to develop error-free spreadsheets. Only the third one works.
•Spreadsheet Developers: Solving today's problems tomorrow.
•Hit any user to continue.
•The spreadsheet industry is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. 

Source:
http://spreadsheetpage.com/index.php/site/joke/spreadsheet_taglines/

Macro Games

During our discussion and hands-on activities about Macros, we got to make our own games using Macros in Excel. It was fun. But somehow, the errors are disgusting. Ughh. :( :)

Macros

A macro does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do. Oyaa. Using macros was fun and an easier way to enter data in Excel. Like you can create a macro that will enter your name in a few clicks and everything. :D

Charts and Graphs

Using representation of charts and graphs is a helpful way to understand data more easily rather than just the data itself. With the help of charts and graphs, it serves us the representation of the data. Oyaaaa.

Charts? Alam nyo yung charts? Diba yun yung ginagawa pag nalolowbatt? China-charts. ☺

Using IF's and AND's

Using formulas was awesoooome. XD IF inside an IF inside an IF inside and IF. :)

Alam nyo yung IF? Diba yun yung Kasunod ng Letter E? Letter IF. :P

Data types

Data type is a classification identifying one of various types of data, such as real-valued, integer or Boolean.
 
Boolean? Diba yun po yung 3rd year? Si Kuya Ivan Boolean :D

Introduction to Excel

Microsoft Excel.

"What the waffles?! What is this? What the fork is Microsoft Excel??? Srsly?!
What is this thing?"

That was my reaction when I found out that our next lesson's about Microsoft Excel.
Like I don't even know what it is and how it works.

Excel was introduced to me by Sir Tom. When Sir Tom asked our class
if we know how to use Excel, I was shy because I seriously don't
know anything about Microsoft Excel. I use Microsoft Offices like Word
and Powerpoint, but not this one, this excel thing.

Wew. New Quarter, new introductions. Yeehaw! XD

Last (Not so last) Post in the 2nd Quarter

Well, I finished all 10 posts in the 2nd Quarter, though I only created or posted 5 posts the last quarter. I think, i'll see you again next time, Next 3rd quarter, prepare yourselves and i'll make this blog even cooler. And I will make 15 posts to make it 30. So byeeeeeeeeee. :P

2nd Quarter LT: Bonus question

I got a score of 19 over 25 in our Long test this 2nd quarter. But because of our super awesome and freakin handsome Comsci teacher, I go

t a score of 20 over 25. He gave us a bonus question and ohyeah. I got it! :D

2nd Quarter LT

The last long test, I got a grade of 19 over 25 which is equivalent to 76%. Back in my elementary years, I'm not used to having line of 7 grades. I'm not satisfied with it. But although i'm not satisfied with myself, I'm still thankful I got a passing grade! HAHAHAHA.

CSS

What is CSS?

Cascading Style Sheet:  is a style sheet language used for describing the presentation semantics (the look and formatting) of a document written in a markup language.

Cascading: Multiple styles can overlap in order to 
specify a range of style from a whole web site 
down to a unique element. Which style gets 
applied pertains to the rules of CSS cascading 
logic.
Style: CSS deals specifically with the presentation 
domain of designing a web page (color, font, 
layout, etc).
Sheet: Normally, CSS is a file separatefrom the 
HTML file –linked to the HTML file through its 
<head> (exceptions apply).

Powerpoints

I used to create powerpoint presentations back in Elementary. But what I learned in my elementary years was just the basics. So the time that sir Tom taught us the "Do's and Don'ts" in doing a presentation, I was interested because I always wonder how teachers make powerpoint presentation that isn't ordinary, like extraordinary! :D

Netiquette

Netiquette is a set of rules of behaving properly online. The rules of being a Netizen are:

1. Rule 1: Remember the human.
2. Rule 2: Behave online as you do in real life.
3. Rule 3: Know where you are in cyberspace.
4. Rule 4: Respect other people's time and bandwidth.
5. Rule 5: Make yourself look good online.
6. Rule 6: Share expert knowledge.
7. Rule 7: Help keep flame wars under control.
8. Rule 8: Respect other people's privacy.
9. Rule 9: Don't abuse your power.
10. Rule 10: Be forgiving of other people's mistake.

Protocols and DNS

This topic, for me, is the most confusing and the hardest of all subjects. Last LT, I got a score of 19 over 25. My first 5 mistakes are about Protocols and DNS. The last one is about the True or false part. However, It's still a cool topic, just hard. :P

HTML

HTML --- Hypertext Markup Language is the main markup language for creating web pages and other information that can be displayed in a web browser. HTML is my favorite topic in 2nd Quarter. I so love this topic and this helped me in making my blog more awesome. Thanks HTML! Hahahaha.

Blackouts

Blackouts, ughh. Blackouts suck. The previous quarter, blackouts occurred and we were not able to have our Comsci. We were not able to feel the cool breeze of our beloved air conditioner in the Com Lab. And we did not have the chance to use our beloved computers and touch it with love. Hahahaha. And of course, our number of meetings in the first quarter decreased, which I hate because I love Comsci.

Cramming

Cramming! What do you mean by cramming? Cramming, according to Webster's, is "to study hard just before a test." What are the advantages of cramming? Actually, NONE! There are no advantages when you cram. It will only make you blow your minds! It makes your nervous system more active than ever! Cramming isn't just the best thing to do. Cramming will bring you no good. I used to cram, in the previous quarter, but now, I don't. I almost failed ComSci because of Cramming. -_- Curse Cramming! -___-

Sir Tom

Tedededen. Tada! I almost forgot. After what i've shared, I almost forgot to introduce him to you. This is it.

*sound effects* *sabog confetti*

Introducing.. My super cool, super awesome, and super handsome Computer Science teacher, Sir Tom Jordan Secundo! Yeeey. Though i'm not really good at his subject, I still like Com Sci because of his awesomeness. My computer teacher. Bow.

ICT system and ICT software

I was confused about these two. Huhuhuhu. I didn't know their difference. And I failed our first quiz regarding this topic. :(

Computer Laboratory

Computer Laboratory.. One of the best and coolest places here in Pisay-BRC. Inside, you can find 30 computer units and 2 air-conditioning units. After a bloody fight with our subject: "INTEGRATED SCIENCE", we get the chance to relax in the com lab. Whoooo. Many people like to sleep here because of the temperature  and the COOLNESS of 7 - Diamond students inside. Yey. XD

Computer Science

This subject is awesoooooooome. And super cool teacher is handling this subject which makes it even more interesting than it was. Plus, we have the chance to save trees by not using papers in taking down notes. Instead, we just download the lectures from the computer in one click, and BOOM! The Computer Science! Bow. XD

Kumsay and Kumlab

Kumsay? Kumlab? What the fudge is KUMSAY and KUMLAB? I heard it from the higher years. Ugh. What is that? I thought they were twin cockroaches which the higher years named KUMSAY and KUMLAB. But when we met Sir Tom for the Computer Science once, he once mentioned KUMSAY and KUMLAB. I can't remember the exact words but all I remember is it was like this "Class, I am Sir Tom Secundo, your Kumsay teacher and we will have our Kumsay in this Kumlab every meeting." That's when it occured to me that Kumsay is Com Sci or Computer Science and Kumlab is Com Lab or Computer Laboratory. Ugggh. I'm so epic. All those times I was thinking of twin cockroaches and it's just that? Why oh whyyyy? Huhuhu. But it was a good experience though. NOW I KNOW! XD