Broken promise

Last quarter, I promised that I won't cram again and that I will post 10 blogs for the Third Quarter and complete all 30 blogs... B-b--but I didn't :( I broke my promise huhuhuhuhuhu.

CRAMMING

Here I am again. Going back to the old habit.. CRAMMING. -_______- I said that I would never cram again, but noooo, here I am doing it again. 

Time check! 11:55pm. 5 minutes before the deadline. Wew. Craaaaam! Cram! Craaaam! -_-

Excel Jokes

•"You never finish a spreadsheet. You just stop working on it."
•"A macro does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do."
•"Excel NEVER cras"
•"Microsoft Orifice: It blows! It sucks!"
•"Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, develop spreadsheets."
•"You never understand VBA, you just get used to it."
•"Accountants do it between spreadsheets!"
•"To err is human. But to really foul things up, you need Excel."
•"Lotus 3-2-1: The Spreadsheet For Dyslexics"
•"Spreadsheet users do it in the Lotus position."
•"Definition: Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise."
•"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." (Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal)
•"Word Perfect isn't, Excel doesn't, Works won't."
•"It's easy to make mistakes using formulas. But if you really want to foul things up, write a macro."
•"Old spreadsheets never die; they just lose some of their functions."
•There are two ways to develop error-free spreadsheets. Only the third one works.
•Spreadsheet Developers: Solving today's problems tomorrow.
•Hit any user to continue.
•The spreadsheet industry is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. 

Source:
http://spreadsheetpage.com/index.php/site/joke/spreadsheet_taglines/

Macro Games

During our discussion and hands-on activities about Macros, we got to make our own games using Macros in Excel. It was fun. But somehow, the errors are disgusting. Ughh. :( :)

Macros

A macro does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do. Oyaa. Using macros was fun and an easier way to enter data in Excel. Like you can create a macro that will enter your name in a few clicks and everything. :D

Charts and Graphs

Using representation of charts and graphs is a helpful way to understand data more easily rather than just the data itself. With the help of charts and graphs, it serves us the representation of the data. Oyaaaa.

Charts? Alam nyo yung charts? Diba yun yung ginagawa pag nalolowbatt? China-charts. ☺

Using IF's and AND's

Using formulas was awesoooome. XD IF inside an IF inside an IF inside and IF. :)

Alam nyo yung IF? Diba yun yung Kasunod ng Letter E? Letter IF. :P

Data types

Data type is a classification identifying one of various types of data, such as real-valued, integer or Boolean.
 
Boolean? Diba yun po yung 3rd year? Si Kuya Ivan Boolean :D

Introduction to Excel

Microsoft Excel.

"What the waffles?! What is this? What the fork is Microsoft Excel??? Srsly?!
What is this thing?"

That was my reaction when I found out that our next lesson's about Microsoft Excel.
Like I don't even know what it is and how it works.

Excel was introduced to me by Sir Tom. When Sir Tom asked our class
if we know how to use Excel, I was shy because I seriously don't
know anything about Microsoft Excel. I use Microsoft Offices like Word
and Powerpoint, but not this one, this excel thing.

Wew. New Quarter, new introductions. Yeehaw! XD